This photo of VP candidate Sarah Palin from Alaska magazine appears on a Web page next to the story about the Alaska wood frog, the amazing amphibian dubbed a frogsicle because it freezes solid in winter.  In other words, “Hottest Governor* (magazine’s words, not mine, see below) meets Coldest Amphibian.” I am not making this up. I will find a way to make equal time for the Democratic VP candidate! (If you’re new to the amphibian crisis, seriously, learn about it at amphibianark.org.)

*Magazine’s words, not mine — see above.